Some years ago when I was heavily into poetry, I sought to become a minimalist. I loved the power of a succinct phrase. BAM!
Maybe that's why I can't really write anymore. I can't even write expository, which made returning to school somewhat difficult, but that's another story.
Drink more water.
Water is pH neutral, thus is neutralizing. Some cancers thrive in an acidic environment.
Water is a solute. Kidney stones suck.
Cold water when ingested is brought up to body temperature thus utilizing calories. Fatty!
Just drink your %$#@ing water!